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Jed Had to Die

Write on: Mon, 07 Aug 2017 by  in Kat's Reviews Be the first to comment! Read 1430

Rating: 4/5 stars

Genre: Contemporary Romance, Mystery, Chick Lit, Comedy

Recorded Interview

August 6, 2017

Bald Knob, KY Police Department

Katerina: Why am I here?

Deputy Lloyd: Ur, I have no idea, ma'am, you were the one who initiated this interview.

Katerina: I'm pretty sure you know the reason, though.

Deputy Lloyd: Oh right, review purposes!

Katerina: Good boy. Even though I'd have preferred Sheriff Leo Hudson, I keep picturing him as Chris Hemsworth in Thor, is it true that the resemblance is uncanny? Because if it is I wouldn't say no to a trip to Valhalla with him-

Deputy Lloyd: He's not available right now. 

But he does look like Thor. 

Katerina: Is it true that his muscles are like tree trunks and his eyes the brightest blue of the sky and that-

Deputy Lloyd: Ma'am, I believe you've been carried away.

*A moment of hesitation*

Deputy Lloyd: But it is true.

Katerina: Why are the good ones always taken?

Deputy Lloyd: ...

Katerina: Anyway, how shall we proceed?

Deputy Lloyd: Um, I suppose I could ask you some questions?

Katerina: Shoot me!

*Awkward silence*

Katerina: You're not very good at this, are you?

Deputy Lloyd: I beg your pardon? I conducted a murder investigation for Heaven's sake! Do you know that our Mayor was killed, and I had to interview a city full of crazy a$$holes who never mind their own business AND a freaking dog?

Katerina: Language, Officer!

Deputy Lloyd: Sorry ma'am. 

*Another awkward silence*

Deputy Lloyd: So, let's start from the basics. Why did you read Jed Had to Die?

Katerina: Well, some friends on Goodreads and the friends of those friends and then some random strangers raved about this book, and I was in the mood for a rom-com featuring a murder, so...

Deputy Lloyd: From the smile on your face I take you enjoyed it?

Katerina: Wow you're realy observant, Officer! Of course I did, It was fantabulous!

Deputy Lloyd: Ma'am, please don't-

Katerina: Awemusing!

Deputy Lloyd: Ma'am-

Katerina: Smeeeexy!

Deputy Lloyd: You haven't tried homemade moonshine, have you?

Katerina: Nah, just five cups of Liquid Crack! 

Deputy Lloyd: So you're a coffee addict, like our Payton?

Katerina: Oh yes, that's why I loved her, besides her sarcasm and her inability to keep her mouth shut and her bad decisions. She understands coffee's sacrosanct nature and healing abilities and-

Deputy Lloyd: Alright, alright, got it! What else did you like about Jed Had to Die?

Katerina: The homey athmosphere! I felt like I was watching Hart of Dixie and, to be honest, Bald Knob reminded me of my hometown with its gossip and meddling! 

Deputy Lloyd: Wow, your town actually competes Bald Knob regarding the gossip and the meddling?

Katerina: Yup! Once upon a time someone spread the rumor that my momma was dead and people called to offer their condolences!

Deputy Lloyd: Are you serious?

Katerina: Like a heart attack.

*Third awkward silence*

Deputy Lloyd: Um, do you think Jed really had to die?

Katerina: Duh-uh, he deserved everything that happened to him, that twisted bastard! 

Deputy Lloyd: Ma'am, you do realise that if the book wasn't finished you'd be a suspect for the murder of Jed Jackson, correct?

Katerina: But I'm not, and we all know that the person who did it was-

Deputy Lloyd: No spoilers, ma'am!

Katerina: Sorry, Officer.

*Shuffling papers*

Deputy Lloyd: Did you enjoy the romance?

Katerina: Oh yeah, I loved every minute of it! Leo was such a caveman and a darling at the same time, and the fact that he had those feelings for Payton all those years made me all mushy and cry-baby! They were adorable and VERY hot, if you know what I mean...

Deputy Lloyd: I'm so glad we're talking about my boss's sex life like some pervs. What about the rest of the characters?

Katerina: The female friendships were wonderful, their banters had me cackling like a hen! And I must admit, Officer, your interviews were what made my day!

Deputy Lloyd: At least someone took pleasure in my misery.

Katerina: Oh stop being a drama-queen! You enjoyed it, I enjoyed it, EVERYONE enjoyed it!

Jed Had to Die was definitely a feel-good novel, ideal for a beach read or a midnight read or an I-want-to-have-fun read!

Deputy Lloyd: On behalf of the town of Bald Knob, I'd like to thank you for your kind words. Please, do visit us again!

Katerina: No no no don't leave me yet, I don't want to go back to stupid reality, please-

*Door closes*

Katerina: Darn it!

Last modified on Tuesday, 08 August 2017 18:31
Katerina

There are two things Katerina can't live without; books and chocolate. And since she needs money to acquire them, she decided to become a lawyer (and she still wonders whether this was a good idea). When she's not reading, she keeps wishing she was reading, about wars, wizards, dark princes and great romances. Her favorite genres are Fantasy (both YA and Adult) and Contemporary Romance.

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